I’m not paying enough attention to authorship, but this puzzle is a Patrick Blindauer/Tony Orbach shared effort — and it seems that Patrick is teaming up with a number of creators recently… And why not? The puzzle is a lot of fun. The title is “Ten Grand Surplus,” and I figured right off the bat that we’d be adding a K to an otherwise “in-the-language” phrase, changing its meaning to something new in each of ten themed answers. (It turns out there were only nine themed answers, but one of them got $2,000. Hey anybody: I’ll be a themed answer if you give me $2,000.)
Before I begin, I’m going to offer Ryan a color choice for his addenda. Ryan, use this. It’s hideously orange, like your Cheetos shirt.
And now, the theme answers:
- 22A. Impatient kid’s plea at a zoo? : SHOW ME THE MONKEY
- 31A. Worrisome type at a china shop? : TRIPLE KLUTZ – I got this one first — or rather, I got the “klutz” part first. I had a lot of blank spacesin the top third of the grid, so I was pleased to not only get the gimmick, but “klutz” opened up most of Maine (on this crossword grid of New England).
- 48A. Seeking the right women’s tennis attire? : AFTER A SKORT – I had significant trouble here. I couldn’t get 34D. Golden pond fish (ORFE) or 35D. Be something special (RATE), leaving me with A–ERASKIRT. (Yes, I wrongly assume that the attire in question was a skirt.)
I spent too much time trying to figure out what it meant without a K, and couldn’t think of what the hell SIRT or IRT would have meant.
- 54A. Warning sign on a pirate ship? : PLANK AHEAD
- 61A. Source of some inside humor? : WINK WINK SITUATION
- 71A. Tree doctor? : BARK TENDER
- 82A. Your basic “So this guy walks into a bar…”? : AVERAGE JOKE
- 94A. Use of steel wool, e.g.? : GUNK CONTROL
- 110A. Cheez whiz you could blow up? : INFLATABLE KRAFT – This proved to be another tough spot for not-so-smarter me, as I was certain that “blow up” meant explode. My mind was full of exploding cheese. And I couldn’t shake the thought. Still can’t, come to think of it. As New England goes, I’ve got cheese splattered all over Rhode Island.
I found myself mildly stumped in a handful of spots, and I will now tell you where they were. Skip this section if you don’t care about where I had trouble.
9D. Apple or pear is apparently POME. I know that pomme is French for apple, but I didn’t know there was an English version of the word — and that it meant more than apple. Apparently, it’s a whole field of fruits, including cotoneaster, hawthorn, loquat, medlar, quince, rowan, and whitebeam. I have heard of quince. When I was twelve, I was in a play in which 26 members of the cast played a complete set of spices and flavors from A to Z. My friend Andy played Quince. To be honest, he wasn’t my friend then (he was only five at the time, and we didn’t really meet until about 2000), but we discovered a few years ago that we had both been in that play. My sister played a fig.
The crossing at 16D/24A was rough on me. Of course it was a vowel, but I had ER-TU for 16D. “A Masked Ball” aria (the final answer: ERITU, and I don’t know if a space goes in there somewhere) and ED-NA for 24A. Minneapolis suburb (EDINA). I have never been to Minnesota (the other four states I’ve never been to are Nebraska, Alaska and West Virginia), but I won’t pretend that simply being in the state qualifies me to know any of its geography. I live in New York now, and I can barely find my house.
I had a bit of trouble around Cape Cod, with 77D/79D. I got the OKE at the end of AVERAGE JOKE as well as TKOS (78D. Boxing stats), but the rest couldn’t seem to come together for me. I wrongly guessed POLO for 77D. Perfume brand. I have never been a perfume wearer or buyer (my wife has one huge bottle of something that she’s owned for
ages and rarely wears). The E in JOKE showed me just how much I know about the United States government, as for 79D. There are 435 in Cong., I put SENS. No? Not 435 senators nationwide? Are the senators not what make up Congress anyway? Apparently, there are 435 REPS in Congress, which for all I know is either Republicans or Representatives. Or both? Does a Republican Representative count as two of the 435 reps.? I’m not very political, nor am I terribly aware of much about politics. I have voted five times in my life — twice for Bill Clinton (for President in ‘92 and ‘96), once for John Kerry (for President in ‘04), recently for Obama in the New York primary, and years ago I voted against a referendum in Maine which was trying to make it illegal for homosexuals to teach in public schools. (And no, I didn’t vote for anyone in 2000. I should be ashamed of myself, thank you, XOP.) The picture to the right is apparently all 435 of them in 1962, attending the swearing-in ceremony of someone. I wanted to get a current photo, but this one appeared on the third screen of my Google image search, and that was enough screens for me.
I got sidetracked. I have never thought of an ABYSS as a gulf (93A), so with that blank, POLO and SENS in their places, I was lost on 89A. Certain hand-helds. PALMLON? I know about Palm Pilots (I own a Treo, bastard piece of junk), but maybe this was one I didn’t know. And 77A. Geom. point was merely another reminder that although I was good at math in the 1980s, I am completely useless now. PTS looked as good as the correct answer (CTR). Still does. (By the way, I think I left out the right answers: COTY is the perfume and PALMTOP is the hand-held.)
I continued to struggle in western Connecticut, just a few miles from the I-84/I-90 junction — which is eerily close (interstate-wise) to the clue numbers that troubled me: 85A. Disastrous drop (my wrong idea: FREE FALL; Blindauer and Orbach’s preference: NOSE DIVE) and
90A. ___-majesté (I never remember things I learn in puzzles, like LESE). In an effort to help me understand this last one, I have now just read up on it (and will promptly forget what I learned in about two minutes). But I also include this cartoon. I have to admit — I don’t find the cartoon at all funny. Does that mean I still don’t understand lese-majesté?
Some words that look as if they mean absolutely nothing (and may very well mean little more than that) include: TEY (14D. Christie contemporary), RIRE (38D. Laugh, in Lille), KIR (63D. White wine apéritif), KNT (112D. Chess piece: Abbr. — never have I seen this abbreviation), DETENTE (114A. Thaw), STYGIAN (117A. Hellish), and everyone’s favorite A?IL clue du jour (today, it was 82D. Seed cover : ARIL).
Can someone explain how GNU is 27A. Animal with an onomatopoetic name? Isn’t onomatopoeia when something sounds like what it does? Like “swish” or “boing” or “whack” or “thud” or “splash”? Do gnus make a noise that sounds like their name? I’m totally lost here.
That’ll do for today. We’re doing Episode 17 of “Fill Me In” tomorrow, so be sure to tune in. I’d like to extend our fond farewell to Linda G.’s blog, “Madness: Crossword and Otherwise,” on which she made her final post earlier this week. And last, I’d like to thank Ellen Ripstein for two recent mentions of us on her blog — and say “hooray!” to the notion that she is soon going to include listening to our podcast as part of her fabled terrace season. Ellen — thank you for listening. And if you don’t like an episode, just skip to the next one. We haven’t quite figured out how to be funny and clever every time we turn on the microphone.
See you Monday!
(Ryan, remember: This is your font for today. Use it wisely.)
Ryan here. I like how at the beginning of the post this font color is presented to me as a choice. By the end it has become “[my] font for today”. In addition, I am not comfortable with the implication that my Cheetos shirt is hideous. It is, in fact, not hideous but brilliant and marvelous. Here I am having a grand old time wearing it. For those who can’t make it out, it says “Dangerously Cheesy” and features a caricature of beloved gadabout Chester Cheetah. Look how excited my wife is to be seen with me in public. I know it looks like she’s trying to get away from me but I can assure you that is most likely not the case.

I enjoyed this puzzle also. I would have no-googled it if not for the numerous wrong answers I typed in.
57D. Use shamelessly (MILK). I put BILK.
58D. Gray area?: Abbr.
ANAT). I had ENAM which is an abbreviation for ENAMEL. This made perfect sense to me at the time.
55D. Converse competitor (AVIA). I put AVIS. Why is this wrong? Avis rents cars to Converse-wearing people, thus cutting down on walking which extends the life of the shoe which means people buy Converse products less frequently. Air tight logic.
Favorite clue:
17D. Music for a baseball team? (NONET). Great, great clue. And in other baseball news, the Dodgers were held hitless for their entire game today but still managed to win. The final score was 1-0. Only the 5th time in modern baseball history that a team has won a game without getting a hit.
That’s it for tonight. My shirt and I are going to bed.
Next stop, Monday.