Wow, this Joe Krozel puzzle was great. LIES!! The black squares spelled out LIES which created a very odd looking grid. I can’t remember the last time I saw a non-symmetrical grid in the NYT. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen one. The trick to this puzzle was 56A. Number of clues in this puzzle that contain factual inaccuracies (TEN). And there were 10 lies hidden throughout the grid.
28D. It’s more than 90 degrees (ACUTEANGLE). LIAR!! This is the first one I noticed. It was before I knew there were lies in the grid. It gave me a slight pause but I thought maybe I’ve got my angles mixed up so I didn’t give it much thought. Later on it made sense.
1A. France’s ___ von Bismarck (OTTO). LIAR!! Good old Otto was from Germany. This was the first answer I entered and never noticed the inaccuracy. Not sure if that makes me an idiot or not. In my defense I probably only saw the von Bismarck part and automatically entered in OTTO.
14A. Chemical element with the symbol Fe (NEON). LIAR!! This one confused me to no end. Iron is one of the few elements I know by its symbol. But I also knew that 1D. “I’ll be with you shortly…” was (ONESEC) and 4D. Uncommissioned was (ONSPEC) so I decided to come back to it later.
24A. Father of Jacob (ESAU). LIAR!! Full disclosure, I went over to Orange’s site to make sure I knew what all the lies were. PuzzleGirl, the guest blogger today, tells me, “As any crossword puzzler knows, Jacob and Esau are twin brothers.” [Sheepish grin] Maybe she should reword that to say, “As any crossword puzzler should know…” I am still bibilliterate. Just coined that term, maybe I am a genius.
8D. Golf great Andre (AGASSI). LIAR!! By the time I got to this one I understood the whole LIES theme.

9D. Standard office-closing time (NINEAM). LIAR!! I have never, ever worked in an office that closed at 5pm. Every office I’ve worked in has been a 24/7 operation. Right now it’s 6:36am and I have an hour until the day shift comes in. I dislike my job but until the entertainment community decides to pay me money to act, it looks like I’m stuck. Does anybody know of a fun and interesting job that pays money and benefits? Anybody?
47D. Tennis champ Ernie (ELS). LIAR!! One of the few golfers, not named Tiger, that I’ve heard of.
49D. Currency of China (YEN). LIAR!! I really want to got to Asia. I think in the next year or two, Pickles and I are going to start some serious traveling. Europe is probably first on the list but Asia will be soon after. Any suggestions on where to go?
50D. Summer hrs. in N.Y.C. (EST). LIAR!! Good god, I can’t keep these straight in puzzles that aren’t full of lies.
19A. Former pharmaceutical giant (GTE). LIAR!! I’ve never really understood the whole breaking up of the Bell telephone system. Of course, I can’t understand my cellphone bill either so maybe I’m not the guy to talk to about this.
Besides the lies this puzzle was chock full of really fun fill including four 15 letter answers.
26A. Spot (CATCHAGLIMPSEOF)
11D. One who exhibits pack mentality (CIGARETTESMOKER). Cigarettes showing up two days in a row. You know who needs to call the quit line? This guy:

12D. Who quipped “God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way.” (ARTUROTOSCANINI)
13D. Job seeker’s fashion advice (DRESSFORSUCCESS)
Those last three were stacked next to each other on the right side of the grid. Very impressive.
21A. Flat things? (LEASES). One day when I see the word “flat” in a puzzle I’ll immediately think of apartments. Not today but hopefully in the not too distant future.
39A. Possible names for the first decade of the century (OUGHTS). Back in the 90s, we were discussing with my mother-in-law what we should call the upcoming decade. Without thinking it through she suggested with much enthusiasm, “the two-oughts”. I still tease her about that. [Say it quickly and out loud.]
Other fill I enjoyed: SECRETCODE, GUESSAGAIN, SEEINGEYE, HIGHTAIL. It goes on and on. A really great puzzle.
A quick shout out to our friend, Doug Peterson, Crossword Gentleman and Man About Town. For the second day in row he’s had a published puzzle . Today it was in the Sun. Very fun puzzle that had PRINCETONTIGERS crossing with CARBONFOOTPRINT in the middle of the grid.
Doug, you’re going to have to explain 2D. Botanical angle (AXIL) to me. And, interestingly, both the Sun and Times had AAA as an answer today. In the Sun, it was clued as International League letters and the Times had it as One step from the majors. Both clues had to do with minor league baseball but the Sun’s clue was more difficult for me as it made me think of politics.
Next stop, Friday.